Statue

In the Valley, there is a statue of an aroused woman. It is able to mechanically react to sex acts. You can lick, poke, poke with a Cock Carv, or pour a Milk Bottle on it's mouth, ear, four breasts or pussy.

Lick the statue's mouth
Anger the statue, gain lust curse through green mist that gives you a new vagina every time you orgasm as a way for the statue to teach you how to pleasure a woman. Expires with time.
Poke the statue's mouth
Anger the statue, gain lust curse through green mist that gives you a new vagina every time you orgasm as a way for the statue to teach you how to pleasure a woman. Expires with time.
Use a Cock Carv on the statue's mouth
Gain 15 SexP
Use a Milk Bottle on mouth
Please the statue, open cavern, discover lantern that allows you to explore the dark parts of the Old Cave near Firmshaft

Lick the statue's ear
Please the statue, open cavern, discover lantern that allows you to explore the dark parts of the Old Cave near Firmshaft
Poke the statue's ear
Anger the statue, gain lust curse through green mist that gives you a new vagina every time you orgasm as a way for the statue to teach you how to pleasure a woman. Expires with time.
Use a Cock Carv on the statue's ear
Anger the statue, gain lust curse through green mist that gives you a new vagina every time you orgasm as a way for the statue to teach you how to pleasure a woman. Expires with time.
Use a Milk Bottle on the statue's ear
Anger the statue, gain lust curse through green mist that gives you a new vagina every time you orgasm as a way for the statue to teach you how to pleasure a woman. Expires with time.

Poke the statue's breasts
Anger the statue, gain lust curse through green mist that gives you a new vagina every time you orgasm as a way for the statue to teach you how to pleasure a woman. Expires with time.
Lick the statue's breasts
Gain 10 SexP
Use a Cock Carv on the statue's breasts
Gain 15 SexP
Use a Milk Bottle on the statue's breasts
Please the statue and gain the recipe for Bazoomba. Apparently it creates "more of the best things in life"?

Lick the statue's vagina
Gain 20 SexP
Poke the statue's vagina
Gain 8 SexP
Use a Cock Carv on
Please the statue, open cavern, discover lantern that allows you to explore the dark parts of the Old Cave near Firmshaft
Use a Milk Bottle on the statue's vagina
Amuse the statue, become pregnant with milk through white smoke, gain a vagina if male and breasts through pregnancy effects and give birth to milk shortly later